The ugliest yard in the history of the universe may be getting uglier! Last summer, a house down the street had a ridiculous pile of mulch delivered and piled in their driveway. Slowly, over the next couple months, the mulch was spread out over their ENTIRE front yard. By the end of the summer, the yard was approximately 90% mulch, and 10% rocks and various plants/weeds haphazrdly scattered about.

The end result was far from pleasing to the eye:

Do the Mulch People hate mowing that much? I cannot comprehend how anybody would think such an awful yard could be attractive.

Last week, as I was driving home from work, I saw that the Mulch People had a new pile of mulch in their driveway!

What could they possibly have planned? Convert the back yard into a mulch pit? Change the front yard from mulch pile into mulch mountain? Or perhaps convert the driveway from concrete to mulch? I suspect we will find out over the coming months.

Thank you, Mulch People. Thank you for the tremendous eye sore that is your "lawn". I'm sure your neighbors are happy about their plummeting property value.