Jeter Steals Gayrod's Uniform, Belts 3 Home Runs

He's done it again. Derek Jeter, the best player in baseball, hit 3 dingers and drove in an incredible 10 runs in leading the Yankees to victory over the Los Angeles California Angels of the City of Anaheim Mighty Ducks.

Right now, you're probably saying, "Hey, that's not true, A-Rod hit those home runs!" A quick glance at the box score would seem to confirm this. But doesn't it seem a little fishy that Alex Rodriguez, of all people, would put up a performance like this? 4-5 with 3 HR and 10 RBI is certainly something you would expect out of Derek Jeter, but...Alex Rodriguez? That can't be right!

Well, it's not. Before the game, Rodriguez spilled some grape soda on his uniform. Concerned more about his image than anything, A-Rod refused to play without a clean uniform. Manager Joe Torre got word of this, and had to come up with a plan quickly.

Enter Derek Jeter. As Rodriguez continued to flip out about his stained uniform, the gritty Yankee captain approached him and proposed an idea. "I asked Alex if he wanted to switch uniforms. Mine was clean, and I'd rather wear a dirty uniform than not have him in the lineup," Jeter said. And that is exactly what they did.

Wearing Rodriguez' #13, Derek Jeter went on to have a monster game. His three home runs included a grand slam in the 4th inning, and he managed to raise A-Rod's average to a respectable .310.

Alex Rodriguez went 1-4 with 2 strikeouts and grounded into a double play, lowering Jeter's average to .355. "I'm not to concerned about the stats, I mean hey, we won!" Jeter said after the game. "I know Alex tried his hardest today, and if we all do that game in, game out, we'll be playing in October."

Derek Jeter leads the AL with 34 intangibles, second only to Arizona's Craig Counsell, who leads the majors with 40.

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