Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon attacked General Manager Ed Wade, after Wade "was basically yelling and stuff".

Was he really yelling? Or just "basically" yelling? What does "basically yelling" mean, anyway? Chacon reminds me of the guy who bought my old cell phone on ebay, and later demanded a return because it "practically fell apart" when he took it out of the box. I allowed him to return the phone for a refund, and when it showed up, surprise surprise, it did not "practically" fall apart.

Shawn Chacon, you're a funny guy, and you have made my quotefile. Keep the exaggerations coming!