"Once you're an all-star, you're always an all-star, even if you suck every year."

"He continued and was basically yelling and stuff...at that point I lost my cool, and I grabbed him by the neck and threw him to the ground. I jumped on top of him, because at that point I wanted to beat his (behind). Words were exchanged."

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't get fooled again!"

"The first thing to remember is that with out us there would be no QPR. It's as simple as that."

"Lee Cook (born 3 August 1982) is a mythical creature invented by Queens Park Rangers fans in a successful attempt to steal money from neighboring Fulham Football Club."

"I'm sitting there putting my boots on, running through the set plays in my head and Justin Timberlake starts drooling out of the speakers about wanting to get it on. And I'm thinking: 'Should we start hugging each other? Is this some kind of swinger gathering?'"

"The ball just got away from me. It's not the first guy I've hit. Why do you think Tampa traded me? It happens sometimes with me. The ball just gets out of my hand and flies away."

"Ain't no party like a Holy Ghost party 'cuz a Holy Ghost party don't stop."

"My Sony V6 headphones sound good. Too bad they stopped making them about 7 years ago. Too bad they're so small. I had one pair I destroyed by wearing them while drumming - years of sweat ate the foam padding away. Long ago, Paul Barker found a handful of them in an electronics store in SF. He bought the lot and gave one to me. What a guy."

"It still pie-r-squares me that we can't win a game in the dad-gum tournament."